Mitt's a Mormon? Who Knew?

Mitt Romney is a member of the Mormon faith? Holy crap, I didn't know that! Run and hide, lest the horns on his head run you through.

Although humorous, the above sentiment could very well be true or hoped to be realistic, according to Utah-based company Western Wats. This hired gun began push-polling voters in Iowa and New Hampshire in hopes of swaying voters away from Romney on Sunday. Hired gun? Did I say hired gun? It wouldn't be Huck or Rudy who did this. maybe Big Fred? Who knows at this point, but needless to say the bigotry has begun. Just yesterday I received two phone calls - one stating that Obama was black and Billary a woman (although one of those I could honestly question - I'll let you chose.).

Also, just think, we are still two months from Iowa and many more months away from any decision on the actual 2008 presidential election. Imagine it Mitty actually wins the Republican primary - we could have an all out holy war targeting the cultish Mormons vs. the cursed blacks, or the down-trodden women, or the greasy-haired southerner. Well the last one might be a stretch, but you get the idea.

I just wish that politics was left to the facts. We should be discussing what one guy believe is best for the country and how will it be implemented. There should be honest dialogue on the issues, NOT the person. The constitution certainly agrees; but who really cares what the constitution really says - it is a bogus document that has been cut and pasted so many times that Jefferson wouldn't recognize it. Is the country ready for a black president, a woman president, or a Mormon president? Well it should - and it has always been that way since the names where eternally signed to that hallowed document. Personally I think we should elect the person who spends the most on clothes, exercises the most, and has the most perfect American accent. Who would that be anyway?

Yes, Mitty is Mormon. He even has a home in Utah. He is active in the religion, served a mission (which thousands of boys did during Vietnam), and is married in a temple. Who should care? I am sure that all the candidates are peculiar in their own ways - except Johnnie-boy. He's just pretty!!